Saw this joke the other day and decided to post it.  Anner you’ll like #4

Understanding IT Professionals – Take One
Two IT students crossing the campus when one said, “Where did you getsuch a great bike?” The second IT Student replied, “Well, I was walkingalong yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode upon this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all herclothes and said, “Take what you want.” The first IT Student noddedapprovingly,
“Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn’t have fit.”

Understanding IT Professionals – Take Two
To the optimist, the glass is half full. To the pessimist, the glass ishalf empty. To the IT Professional, the glass is twice as big as itneeds to be.

Understanding IT Professionals – Take Three
A pastor, a doctor and an IT Professional were waiting one morning fora particularly slow group of golfers. The IT Professional fumed,”What’s with these guys? We must have been waiting for 15 minutes!” Thedoctor chimed in, “I don’t know, but I’ve never seen such ineptitude!”The pastor said, “Hey, here comes the greens keeper. Let’s have a wordwith
him.” “Hi George! Say, what’s with that group ahead of us? They’rerather slow, aren’t they?” The greens keeper replied, “Oh, yes, that’sa group of blind firefighters. They lost their sight saving ourclubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for freeanytime.” The group was silent for a moment. The pastor said, “That’sso sad. I think
I will say a special prayer for them tonight.” The doctor said, “Goodidea. And I’m going to contact my ophthalmologist buddy and see ifthere’s anything he can do for them.” The IT Professional said, “Whycan’t these guys play at night?”

Understanding IT Professionals – Take Four
The graduate with a Science degree asks, “Why does it work?” Thegraduate with an IT degree asks, “How does it work?” The graduate withan Accounting degree asks, “How much will it cost?” The graduate withan Arts degree asks, “Do you want fries with that?”

Understanding IT Professionals – Take Five
Three IT Professionals were gathered together discussing the possibledesigners of the human body. One said, “It was a mechanical engineer.Just look at all the joints.” Another said, “No, it was an electricalengineer. The nervous system has many thousands of electricalconnections.” The last one said, “Actually it was a civil engineer. Whoelse would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?”

Understanding IT Professionals – Take Six
Normal people believe that if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it. IT Professionals believe that “if it ain’t broke, it doesn’t have enoughfeatures yet”

Understanding IT Professionals – Take Seven
An architect, an artist and an IT Professional were discussing whetherit was better to spend time with the wife or a mistress. The architectsaid he enjoyed time with his wife, building a solid foundation for anenduring relationship. The artist said he enjoyed time with hismistress, because the passion and mystery he found there. The ITProfessional said, “I like both.” “Both?” “Yeah. If you have a wife anda mistress, they will each assume you are spending time with the other
woman, and you can go to the office and get some work done.”

Understanding IT Professionals – Take Eight
An IT Professional was crossing a road one-day when a frog called out to him and said,

“If you kiss me, I’ll turn into a beautiful princess.” He bent over,picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up againand said,

“If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will staywith you for one week.” The IT Professional took the frog out of hispocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket.

The frog then cried out, “If you kiss me and turn me back into aprincess, I’ll stay with you and do ANYTHING you want.” Again the ITProfessional took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into hispocket. Finally, the frog asked,

“What is the matter? I’ve told you I’m a beautiful princess, and thatI’ll stay with you for a week and do anything you want. Why won’t youkiss me?”

The IT Professional said, “Look, I’m an IT Professional. I don’t havetime for a girlfriend, but a talking frog, now that’s cool.”

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